By the Time...

By the time you read this~

~I will have five more gray hairs sprouting from my balding head.

~You will have lied about her for the 20th time.

~The geese will have flown South and returned home eight times.

~The car will have been in the repair shop for the third time for the exact sam problem.

~I will have forgiven you for the last time.

~The house will be empty and you will have nothing left.